everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
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ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
As a boy I can confirm that when I see spaghetti straps my hunger knows no bounds
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im sorry officer i was sleepwalking i didnt mean to stab him 54 times in the chest
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Child Hood Memories you have to reblog if when you saw this you heard the man say it in your head
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why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
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