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giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
olé
omg
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LOLOLLOOLOLOLOLOL THIS IS TOO PERFECT
OH MY GOD.
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Holy shit
The One.
She is fighting invisible agents.
I’m really disappointed that this is so over sexualized because pole dancing is really cool
It should be a fucking olympic sport like with unitards and shit
Meanwhile, the chick in the back is just
She’s admiring senpai.
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Do I wanna go to school?
how about tomorrow?
how about next week?
how about next month?
do i want to go to school next year?
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Don’t let your struggle become your identity.
—Sober Recovery (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
- my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
- me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
